Justin Smith 4/10/25 Justin Smith 4/10/25

Whiplash Wednesday: Trump's Tariff Tantrums Send Markets on a Ride Wilder Than His Golf Cart

President Trump's latest tariff maneuvers – pausing some while hiking others – sent Wall Street on a dizzying rollercoaster this week, showcasing the chaos masquerading as "strategy." After a historic surge on Wednesday, markets retreated Thursday as the sheer incoherence of the policy sank in. This post dissects the absurdity, debunks the "4D chess" myth peddled by supporters blind to economic reality, and explores the unsettling possibility that this manufactured volatility serves a more cynical, grift-driven purpose. It's not leadership; it's Jenga played with dynamite.

Justin Smith 4/7/25 Justin Smith 4/7/25

Trump's Penguin Tax: Because Apparently, Everything is Negotiable (Even Reality)

In a move that defies logic and borders on the surreal, the Trump administration has reportedly implemented a new tariff on goods and services linked to Antarctic wildlife conservation, leading many to dub it the "penguin tax." This latest policy raises serious questions about the administration's grasp on reality and the impact of such arbitrary decisions on American consumers and international relations.

Justin Smith 4/7/25 Justin Smith 4/7/25

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Targets...Toilets? (No, Wait, It's Worse)

Trump's latest trade war victim? The Nintendo Switch 2. Yep, you read that right. Apparently, even video game consoles aren't safe from his tariff tantrums.

Justin Smith 4/7/25 Justin Smith 4/7/25

Trump's Second Term: Court Orders? More Like Court Suggestions, Apparently.

Donald Trump's second term continues its grand tradition of treating court orders like unsolicited advice. The latest violation is a stark reminder that in Trump's America, the rule of law is less a guiding principle and more of an optional suggestion.

Justin Smith 4/7/25 Justin Smith 4/7/25

Obama Breaks Silence: "Trump's Second Term, An Unimaginable Descent into Chaos"

Former President Barack Obama has broken his silence on Donald Trump's second term, describing it as an "unimaginable descent into chaos." His words, while perhaps overdue, serve as a stark reminder of the erosion of our institutions and the normalization of absurdity in our political discourse.

Justin Smith 4/3/25 Justin Smith 4/3/25

Trump's Anti-Science Legacy Claims Its First Victim: Measles Death in Texas

The first measles death in Texas in decades isn't just a tragedy, it's a direct result of the anti-vaccine propaganda that flourished during the Trump era. With one of the chief architects of that misinformation now running our health department, it's clear that science has taken a backseat to conspiracy theories. This is what happens when we let political posturing trump public health.

Justin Smith 4/3/25 Justin Smith 4/3/25

Trump's America: Standing with Dictators, Abandoning Allies

"Well, folks, it seems the 'America First' agenda has taken a rather... interesting turn. If by 'America First,' we mean 'America first in cozying up to the world's most notorious dictators,' then mission accomplished! In a move that can only be described as a slap in the face to our allies and a warm, slobbery kiss to autocracy, the United States has just voted against a United Nations resolution condemning Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Let that sink in. On the solemn third anniversary of Russia's brutal and unprovoked aggression, while 93 nations stood firm in demanding accountability, we chose to stand with Russia, North Korea, and Sudan."

Justin Smith 4/3/25 Justin Smith 4/3/25

Trump's War on Trans Athletes: A Descent into Petty Cruelty

Instead of tackling real issues, Trump's latest move is to punch down on a handful of trans athletes. It's not about fairness; it's about cruelty.

Justin Smith 4/2/25 Justin Smith 4/2/25

Trump's Second Inauguration

Well, folks, he's back. And if you thought the first term was a rollercoaster, buckle up, because it seems we've just entered the theme park from hell. Donald Trump, in a spectacle that can only be described as a cross between a royal coronation and a WWE event, was sworn in as the 47th President of the United States. And, naturally, he wasted no time in reminding us why we all have stress-induced insomnia.

Justin Smith 4/2/25 Justin Smith 4/2/25

Project 2025, the truth…

Ah, Project 2025. Just the name conjures up images of some dystopian sci-fi flick, doesn't it? But alas, this is no movie. It's a very real, very ambitious, and frankly, rather terrifying plan cooked up by the Heritage Foundation and a coalition of conservative groups. And guess who seems to be eyeing it like a kid in a candy store? None other than our favorite purveyor of chaos, Donald Trump.

Justin Smith 4/1/25 Justin Smith 4/1/25

Enter 2025…..

Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we've officially entered the "hold my beer" phase of American democracy. It's January 20th, 2025, and against all odds, common sense, and basic human decency, Donald Trump is back in the Oval Office, now sporting the title of "47th President of the United States."

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