"Well, folks, it seems the 'America First' agenda has taken a rather... interesting turn. If by 'America First,' we mean 'America first in cozying up to the world's most notorious dictators,' then mission accomplished! In a move that can only be described as a slap in the face to our allies and a warm, slobbery kiss to autocracy, the United States has just voted against a United Nations resolution condemning Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Let that sink in. On the solemn third anniversary of Russia's brutal and unprovoked aggression, while 93 nations stood firm in demanding accountability, we chose to stand with Russia, North Korea, and Sudan."